I'm fast and super-efficient. Sadly, modesty forbids me saying that I've achieved perfection at this art.
Onlookers have reported that my hands become a misty blur as the layers of wrappings randomly rip to be methodically tossed hither, thither and wherever to finally reveal the patiently-awaited CONTENTS
(preferably derived from a certain bean - of the Lindt variety rather than the Heinz).
So my severe anxieties over wrapping are amply made up for by an extraordinarily unique unwrapping talent. I suppose none of us can be good at everything. How about you?