I walked by a store the other day and in the window was this television with a little note in the corner.. "Free of charge - volume dial broken"... I thought, "Wow! You can't turn that down, can you?"
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar movies, except one...
He's never gonna give you Up
I just found out I'm colour blind.. I can't believe it.. It came completely out of the purple
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.