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micelf
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Puns of steel.

Postby micelf » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:46 pm

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to planet! :D

micelf
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby micelf » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:48 pm

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

It was the wurst! :D

micelf
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby micelf » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:50 pm

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. :D

PureFrustr8d
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby PureFrustr8d » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:32 am

I'd like to make a pun about philosophy

but I Kant ;)

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself :D

You are living, you occupy space, you have mass...

...you matter :D

Isap
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby Isap » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:16 am

punny

richardsalvo
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby richardsalvo » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:09 pm

What is the joke about German Sausage?

mihaela
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Location: Lancashire and Moldova

Re: Puns of steel.

Postby mihaela » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:18 pm

It was the wurst joke of them all.

Foarte phunny! :lol:

rsxo
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby rsxo » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:53 am

Saw a bird show the other week showcasing trained eagles.

It was called Britain's Got Talons :)
RSxo <3

greyf0x
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby greyf0x » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:13 am

I walked by a store the other day and in the window was this television with a little note in the corner.. "Free of charge - volume dial broken"... I thought, "Wow! You can't turn that down, can you?" :lol:

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending :lol:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar movies, except one...
He's never gonna give you Up :lol:

I just found out I'm colour blind.. I can't believe it.. It came completely out of the purple :lol:

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. :lol:

christabel
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Re: Puns of steel.

Postby christabel » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:00 pm

:lol: :roll:


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