A woman falls down and knocks her head. She dreams that she's dead. God says, 'No you've not died. If you look after yourself you'll live to a good age'.
When she comes round she looks at herself. She's very overweight, her hair is long and straggly, she hasn't exercised for years.
So, she diets, exercises, has her hair cut, styled, dyed. Gets a makeover, a manicure and buys chic clothes. She's just coming out of a fashion boutique when she gets knocked down and dies.
She says to God, 'You said I'd live to be a good age'.
God replies, 'Oh I am sorry, I didn't recognise you'.