Ida and Evaline standing outside care home having a drink and cigarette when it starts to rain.
Ida pulls a condom out of her pocket cuts the end off and slips it over her ciggie. 'What are you doing' Evaline asks.
Ida replies ' it's the best way of keeping my cigarette dry, you should try it'
So, next day Evaline goes to pharmacy and asks for packet of condoms. The young sales assistant blushes having to ask a ninety year old what brand and size she requires.
Evaline states she does mind which brand it is as long as it fits a camel.