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painkillerv3
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jehovah witness fail

Postby painkillerv3 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:38 pm

I am always prepared for their arrival and since I sit next to the window see them in good time.
They knock on the door
Do you believe in our savior blah blah
Well no sorry I have my own faith built on a record of utter truth.
Really??
Yes the faith of the prime
Would you tell us about it please?
Sure, there was a leader of a great society the prime of his people who earned the matrix of leadership to gain the respect of his people. A war started between his people and the evil society of deceivers intent on doing evil and harm. Prime lead his people from certain destruction, took his people a great distance away from the war destroying his home. When faced with the unbeatable odds of the evil ones prime ascended and became the ultimate prime with wings spread in glorious beauty fought for his people until they were safe from harm..
I have a prime introduction booklet if your interested??
Sure, he sounds someone worthy of faith very compassionate I would like to learn more.

Pk- converting door to door faith bringers since 2012 :)
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toxicmind
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby toxicmind » Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:46 pm

maybe i could try that next time they call instead of saying im not interested and shutting door

painkillerv3
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby painkillerv3 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:48 pm

Its always better to distract their attention, they always seem to forget to push their booklets on you i can always do with more things to burn but gets kind of boring lol. The faith of prime is infinite and lets face it a worthy icon of faith well has been since I was so young lol.
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toxicmind
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby toxicmind » Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:55 pm

they don't get to push the booklet on me the door is shut before they do that. but might be interesting to try something new the next time lol any suggestions

painkillerv3
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby painkillerv3 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:03 pm

Problem I found with door shutting here is they knock again on their way back around (as i live in a place that circles only 1 road in or out). Pick something you feel passionate about and make some back story to it and sounding that your faith cant be broken by a simple leaflet, they will agree and leave or they will get more interested then leave. You know those charity people that come round? shame i missed them the other day lol they can be really pushy I want some fun with them next.
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Dovahkiin
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby Dovahkiin » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:45 pm

:lol: xxxx

Xjw
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby Xjw » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:11 pm

THIS POST HAS BEEN MODERATED AS IT IS NOT IN ACCORDANCE WITH SANE'S VALUES OF ACCEPTANCE AND COMPASSION.

gentlehoney
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby gentlehoney » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:55 pm

:shock: wow some serious anger there

I think there's good and bad in all religions. They each have their unpleasant followers and they each have their pleasant followers.

Like the world in general good and bad.

We need to learn to respect each other's viewpoints and beliefs.

Viva la difference :D

Isap
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Re: jehovah witness fail

Postby Isap » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:22 am

Well said hentlehoney

JW are good people, scrupulously honest. I'm in a foreign jail and they bring in food and meds for me. I do Bible study once a week with them. They do have some odd ideas but can back up all their beliefs from the bible.


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