Barba-queued shrimps?? Sounds crunchy... but maybe a touch impractical
As for: "As for the well soaped armadillo lover... all I can say in my defence is that they are lovely and crunchy".
I'll have you know that this persistently blatant
Rule-breaking behaviour has now become the top agenda item
at the imminently 4thcoming Extraordinary Plenary Meeting of SOAPLED (SOAP's Legal Enforcement Division). Further damning evidence has been provided by a certain vegetable-related anti-defamation NGO based in Brussells.
Your attention is drawn to the wise advice of the LED's Eminent SEO (Supreme Enforcement Osiffer): "All opposition will be liquidated
4thwith, and our methods are VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY
brutally efficient, to put it as mildly as possible".