UtensiL (e.g. a Sprout-preparing knife)
It's my duty as a life member of the aforesaid League to counteract this disgraceful deluge of anti-Sproutist propaganda. At this very moment bombs are being prepared at a secret location in Belgium - their deadly warheads filled with thousands of hard, uncooked round vegetables (further details withheld in accordance with the Emergency Measures clause of the Official Sprout Secrets Act). Viva la Sproutisme!